Playing Snake

“The world owns a lot which are undiscovered and univented by human.They exist,but nobody has yet noticed it or found it.If a scientist discovers a species he is not inventing one.Not introducing something which is new.

Then consider the chance that there are not only 3 dimensions.Believe that there is a 4^th dimension not yet identified.May be a 5^th,6^th or a hundred dimensions.And if the 4^th dimension is named time.

Consider we can move through time just like we do with x,y,and z in a green graph paper in an 8^th standard Physics class.Consider time as a sphere and we can make a hole through which will make a shortcut.Consider we can jump through time,jump back,skip it,rewind it,pause it,reload it,eject it,insert it,copy it,cut it,paste t,delete it..Consider..Consider.Consider we can control time just like we are playing snake in a brick game.Consider if someboy copyrights time,we can book it though some online booking websites.Consider Vodafone “Power with you ZooZoo” Adds to schedule time.Consider.I know all this is nonsense.But this1sec world don’t believe in nonsense’s.Today’s nonsense maynot be tomorrows.Tomorrows nonsense may be todays.

If all this happened consider such a possibility.”:Stephen Hawkings

So don’t blame me.Blame Stephen.The only sin I’v done is that i just saw a movie.Back to the future 1985.And felt like an IV Sasi-Prem Nasir Action-Comedy thriller directed by Spielberg.

Tamil Hero

He is just an ordinary man.Who can dance well,Just an oridinary man who can sing well,flirt well,fuck well,can drive his open case jeep at 180 or whatever it is shown in the speedometer,who can walk,jump and catch a running train,who can say great holly words without even thinking.Just an oridinary man who simply wears two shirts.one unbuttoned.But before the villains,he is transformed.10,20 what ever be the number,whether they come full in a Leyland lorry,or in 10 white Tata Sumos or or..
He just don't care.He just don't care numbers.If the scriptwriter is so talented and if you are soo lucky,he will make him say,the reason he don't care the numbers is that he is weak at mathematics.Give him 2 minutes or 3 minutes.He is doing all these stuff in slow motion. Do you how hard it is to fight in slow motion.I will give him 4 minutes with no doubt.Some times if our hero is in a good mood,he will complete it in a second.He will pick a big one and throw it over the other 19.Then storm,cyclone,Dust,Dust and dust everywhere.And nobody need to tell our hero who is the villain.Even a 1 year old can identify a tamil villain.6.11''inch,Black mass.With scars on his beautifull face,long grown brown hair..nd so nd so.And the 20 spartans fighting our hero had made an oath to never use a pistol.And they have made an oath not to attack him together.Go 1 by 1.In a line.Wait in the Q.1,2,3,4..20.Thats it.If the background music allows,you are lucky to hear our villain's bones,being broken.And look through the corners.You can see our Heroine's,with her mouth wide opened.Like she is waiting for a..Ok..No porn.Then Dust and Dust,Wind and storm.Slow motion and Loose motion.Blood,Blood everywhere but not a single drop in our hero's face.
Don't teach our hero how to use a gun.He was born with a Colt1911 0n his right hand.And in the corner,you can see the gynaecologist with her mouth wide opened.Like she is waiting for a ..Ok.I am not sure whether this seen happened in any tamil movie.Copy Right Violation..huh..Very Funny.That was very funny.But there is chance that if any girl reads,this post,imagine,please,by any chance she reads this,She will fall in love with me,with my writing skill.Arrae,Waah.Hail Gipson.Hail the magician who hypnotise girls with his pen,yes,with his keyboard.Hai,that sounds dirty.With his pen.
And don't criticize our villains.They are not using a gun,because they can't kill a Tamil Hero with a gun.Even a 1 year old knows that.The bullet have to reach our hero to pierce him.But the whole thing is in slowmotion..Right.By the time the bullet reach our hero,leave our hero.Even i can escape.Thats why all this is in slow motion.All this is logic.This is science.This is physics.Who said tamil cinema is crap.Its science.
And if our hero has a gun in his hand,don't even think of it.His pistol has a speciality.It is not 6.You don't need to reload it.There won't be any "RELOAD","RELOAD",VCop2 alerts.You can fire bullets till you are satisfied.
And our hero just loves fighting unarmed,Just with his hands."Unakku kayyil thaan kathi,Enakku Kayyaee Kathi".Give him a sword he will throw it away,Give him machinegun he will throw it away,all he wants is a good BackGround Score.And some wind and some dust.And some big Fatty Villains.
And the plot a tamil movie is quit simple.A city,A mafia gang,A beautiful heroine,Mafia gang assaults herione,Hero's Vengeance1,Hero-Heroine love song1,Gang kills Hero's Friend,Hero-Heroine love song2,Hero's Vengeance 2, Hero-Heroine Love Song3,Gang kills hero's father or mother or brother or sister,if you are lucky Hero-Heroine love song 4,Hero's Vengeance3,4,5,6,Hero-heroine Love song 5 and thats all.
And the heroine.There are Washer (Navel)Specialists,Cleavege Specialists,etc and etc.They have to express their areas of specialisations in the concerned songs.Ofcourse there are certain allrounders.In song4,she is supposed to wear saree,but a transparent one, allowed to show navel.If she can,she can cry.If she can,she can laugh.She can do what ever she like.If she can,she can act.Nobody is concerned about her expresions,dialogues,but only concerned about one fact."she"."she" as a whole.

Crime..

Schindler's List..Man..It was all abt that tall guy.I can't guess that guy nd i don't want to nd want to 'google Schindler'.He is Schindler nd that's all.


Spielberg has with him,a criminals mind ,who enjoys,which can enjoy the gunpowder smell..OK i don't know what is the smell after a gunshot,but they say it in movies.Right..nd the warmth of red drops on the face.I thought Saving Private Ryan was the extreme.Yeah..He enjoys those scenes behind the camera..Human Right Priests,QT fuckers,Spielberg has committed the crime.

And his crime is the movie.Commit the crime to enjoy those dead souls naked.Dead Souls.Meaningless.Ok Enjoy them naked..Because the hitler in the right corner of your left corner has the answer.

Who the fuck is Hitler!!

Criticizing something good and praising something bad is the way of the world to advertise,their flavour is different.I am not a Mark Antony and ofcourse Hitler can’t be even a seventh cousin,or Dad’s Boss of Ceaser and I am not intentioned at compromising at a guilty pleasure.Let me call Hitler a dickhead,an asshole and all those stuff,Trovolta uses in PulpFiction or any other character would use in a Tarantino movie.Or let me arrange a conversation between Staff Sgt. Dignam, the character Mark Wahlberg plays in ‘The Departed’.Ofcourse I am not a jew though I have a clap for Roberto Benigni in Life is Beautiful,though I like the climax of Inglourious basterds.But whatever motherfucker he is,sorry for my language,so whatever motherfucker he is,this guy has got a character.

Look at Hitler dreaming of a third reich in ‘Downfall’ when Russians are bombing through out Berlin.He just says that their bombings would help the reconstruction,that they just need to remove the debris rather than demolishing the whole buildings.Hitler…Lol.I am LMAO-ing.History is just lieing.Or joking.This guy can’t just suicide like that and when given a gamble with life and berlin Fuhrar exclaimed ”I would be like a Lama priest with an empty prayer wheel” if he leave Berlin.Umm.The Logic.And he snores on soldiers corpse that they deserve it,they are meant for that,there is no civilian compassion in war.Actually who is a Psycho.Joachim Fest or Hitler.He is the Fuhrar and he wish the destruction of his own civilians to surprise the russians.To hung innocent civilians with a Price Tag ‘Bolshevik Spy’.Nero’s soul would be rhyming along with the strings of violin.Along with the hummings in German cries.Oh!Not violin,this modern metallica world have no ear for violin weeps.Let him play guitar.

Yesss.He was on the stage till the curtain fall.And Keyser Soze,don’t ‘Suspect’ him.Like you this story has no Villain.But just Adolf Hitler.Or all this was not to have a honourless disappearence from World History.Yes,Andy Dufferson,”hope is not a bad thing,probably the best of things,and no good thing ever dies”.But you should watch this movie.And you may have the feel,I should have never redempted shawshank.Great Dictactor Charlie Chaplin,you would have killed yourself to act up this psycho.And Hitchcok,shame on you.Norman Bakes is a child before our Fuhrar.I don’t know why the writer made hitler say,’It was’nt for germany,his plans were for the whole world’.It may be a hypnotic brilliant move from the author or may be it was right.And the author has potrayed a Juliet from this bitch, Eva Brown.Maybe I would have never called Eva,a bitch.Whatever it is,their love was epic.May be her,not their..I can’t assure about our Romeo.Shakesphere,forgive me,for killing English and also for mentioning Romeo and Juliet in my crap.And here comes the synopsis of the movie from Frau Junge “may be he doesn’t want anybody to really know him”.Then Why are you here Mr.WriterMaybe,Oh man.Enough and enough with your May Be’s.Like wisdom named wisdom work ,your maybe’s also would remain Maybe’s.Oh,Fuhrar..What am I doing?I am here to write about you,I just missed four sentences with you.Oh,accurately and precisely six including this one and the last one.Let’s make it Seven,since for me six is an unlucky number.Numerology prawn!Now I am the Psycho.Umm..This is going to be a big paragraph.So just split it.Heyy!!Actually whats the criteria for paragraphing.Ok! No more Blah’s! So I am Officially

Splitting it.Man..I may fall in love with Eva if the movie goes this way.She is hot,like her name.

“Tomorrow I will be cursed by millions,but that is how it must be”-Fuhrar.Now I am a Nazi.Where is my Iron Cross,Fuhrar.It is his brilliant tongue,that hunted Germans into Nazism.It is his Black Magic, that made Nazi soldiers to pull triggers on their own heads with the ease of lighting a Cigar,that made a mother to feed her six daughters with cyanide tablets.Or may the LTTE has adopted their strategy from the blood of Nazis.Or may even the Al-khwaidian or E-toibians have a swasthika between their haif moon and that white star in green background.The will to be a Chaver.Yupss. Now I am writing absolute nonsense as if I have got the fossil of Hitler.I am not an Ebert or Rajiv Masandh.So Enough with the movie talk.Raja Sen,sorry me for not mentioning you.I don’t like your critic’s since it is celebrated with asa-pusa Oxford words as if you are Herman Gunderts Father or likely Father in Law.Note:asa-pusa is a term introduced by me,which is not in the wiktionary,which means the words with some s’s and x’s here and there,difficult to pronounce,and have to page on dictionary to find the divine meaning.

Yes,Fuhrar was a cunning politician.But he was a leader,a true leader.And the suicide was not a cowards explanation,not a refugees compromise but another brilliant move.Leaving nothing left for the Russian army to sniff around.Hitler loved Galapagos island and Darwins Beagle Adventures and finches and The Survival of The Fittest.That was an absolute false sentence to implement that I know a lot about Darwin and I am good at Gk,but forgive me.Its in the indian blood.Or it may be because of a habit,to gas out points,to puke everything you know,not to just answer the question,a habit happened by attempting MG university examinations.And he believed in killing the weak..Ok.week.For they are of no use.And that is what his explanation for his vengeance on jewish race.Rather in his words Jewish Poison.His explanation for the concentration camps and the slaughtery done there.Of course Hitler was a dickhead,a big african dickhead.
Ok..the game is over.This sentence was typed by our great author after a month or two.So FUCK Hitler.FUCK who is.FUCK Eva.FUCK this post.I’m gonna publish it any way.