Friday, April 2, 2010

Who the fuck is Hitler!!


Criticizing something good and praising something bad is the way of the world to advertise,their flavour is different.I am not a Mark Antony and ofcourse Hitler can’t be even a seventh cousin,or Dad’s Boss of Ceaser and I am not intentioned at compromising at a guilty pleasure.Let me call Hitler a dickhead,an asshole and all those stuff,Trovolta uses in PulpFiction or any other character would use in a Tarantino movie.Or let me arrange a conversation between Staff Sgt. Dignam, the character Mark Wahlberg plays in ‘The Departed’.Ofcourse I am not a jew though I have a clap for Roberto Benigni in Life is Beautiful,though I like the climax of Inglourious basterds.But whatever motherfucker he is,sorry for my language,so whatever motherfucker he is,this guy has got a character.

Look at Hitler dreaming of a third reich in ‘Downfall’ when Russians are bombing through out Berlin.He just says that their bombings would help the reconstruction,that they just need to remove the debris rather than demolishing the whole buildings.Hitler…Lol.I am LMAO-ing.History is just lieing.Or joking.This guy can’t just suicide like that and when given a gamble with life and berlin Fuhrar exclaimed ”I would be like a Lama priest with an empty prayer wheel” if he leave Berlin.Umm.The Logic.And he snores on soldiers corpse that they deserve it,they are meant for that,there is no civilian compassion in war.Actually who is a Psycho.Joachim Fest or Hitler.He is the Fuhrar and he wish the destruction of his own civilians to surprise the russians.To hung innocent civilians with a Price Tag ‘Bolshevik Spy’.Nero’s soul would be rhyming along with the strings of violin.Along with the hummings in German cries.Oh!Not violin,this modern metallica world have no ear for violin weeps.Let him play guitar.

Yesss.He was on the stage till the curtain fall.And Keyser Soze,don’t ‘Suspect’ him.Like you this story has no Villain.But just Adolf Hitler.Or all this was not to have a honourless disappearence from World History.Yes,Andy Dufferson,”hope is not a bad thing,probably the best of things,and no good thing ever dies”.But you should watch this movie.And you may have the feel,I should have never redempted shawshank.Great Dictactor Charlie Chaplin,you would have killed yourself to act up this psycho.And Hitchcok,shame on you.Norman Bakes is a child before our Fuhrar.I don’t know why the writer made hitler say,’It was’nt for germany,his plans were for the whole world’.It may be a hypnotic brilliant move from the author or may be it was right.And the author has potrayed a Juliet from this bitch, Eva Brown.Maybe I would have never called Eva,a bitch.Whatever it is,their love was epic.May be her,not their..I can’t assure about our Romeo.Shakesphere,forgive me,for killing English and also for mentioning Romeo and Juliet in my crap.And here comes the synopsis of the movie from Frau Junge “may be he doesn’t want anybody to really know him”.Then Why are you here Mr.WriterMaybe,Oh man.Enough and enough with your May Be’s.Like wisdom named wisdom work ,your maybe’s also would remain Maybe’s.Oh,Fuhrar..What am I doing?I am here to write about you,I just missed four sentences with you.Oh,accurately and precisely six including this one and the last one.Let’s make it Seven,since for me six is an unlucky number.Numerology prawn!Now I am the Psycho.Umm..This is going to be a big paragraph.So just split it.Heyy!!Actually whats the criteria for paragraphing.Ok! No more Blah’s! So I am Officially

Splitting it.Man..I may fall in love with Eva if the movie goes this way.She is hot,like her name.

“Tomorrow I will be cursed by millions,but that is how it must be”-Fuhrar.Now I am a Nazi.Where is my Iron Cross,Fuhrar.It is his brilliant tongue,that hunted Germans into Nazism.It is his Black Magic, that made Nazi soldiers to pull triggers on their own heads with the ease of lighting a Cigar,that made a mother to feed her six daughters with cyanide tablets.Or may the LTTE has adopted their strategy from the blood of Nazis.Or may even the Al-khwaidian or E-toibians have a swasthika between their haif moon and that white star in green background.The will to be a Chaver.Yupss. Now I am writing absolute nonsense as if I have got the fossil of Hitler.I am not an Ebert or Rajiv Masandh.So Enough with the movie talk.Raja Sen,sorry me for not mentioning you.I don’t like your critic’s since it is celebrated with asa-pusa Oxford words as if you are Herman Gunderts Father or likely Father in Law.Note:asa-pusa is a term introduced by me,which is not in the wiktionary,which means the words with some s’s and x’s here and there,difficult to pronounce,and have to page on dictionary to find the divine meaning.

Yes,Fuhrar was a cunning politician.But he was a leader,a true leader.And the suicide was not a cowards explanation,not a refugees compromise but another brilliant move.Leaving nothing left for the Russian army to sniff around.Hitler loved Galapagos island and Darwins Beagle Adventures and finches and The Survival of The Fittest.That was an absolute false sentence to implement that I know a lot about Darwin and I am good at Gk,but forgive me.Its in the indian blood.Or it may be because of a habit,to gas out points,to puke everything you know,not to just answer the question,a habit happened by attempting MG university examinations.And he believed in killing the weak..Ok.week.For they are of no use.And that is what his explanation for his vengeance on jewish race.Rather in his words Jewish Poison.His explanation for the concentration camps and the slaughtery done there.Of course Hitler was a dickhead,a big african dickhead.
Ok..the game is over.This sentence was typed by our great author after a month or two.So FUCK Hitler.FUCK who is.FUCK Eva.FUCK this post.I’m gonna publish it any way.

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